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DMX wrote on 07-12-2009 10:59 PM
How did he start the whole ritual? What would possess you do ever do that?
It reminds me of sales workplaces... recruitment consulting etc. I once temped at an RC and they were pretty twisted. Rock music blasted after lunch, people ringing bells when they made sells, baseball bat slammed against inanimate objects when they'd closed x amount of deals.
Massive, massive cunts.
Er...I don't think this is the same kind of person. He's clearly a spesh.
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Registered: Jun 2003 Posts: 25513 - Threads: 545 Location: London
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DMX wrote on 07-12-2009 10:59 PM
How did he start the whole ritual? What would possess you do ever do that?
It reminds me of sales workplaces... recruitment consulting etc. I once temped at an RC and they were pretty twisted. Rock music blasted after lunch, people ringing bells when they made sells, baseball bat slammed against inanimate objects when they'd closed x amount of deals.
Registered: Dec 2002 Posts: 41886 - Threads: 1671 Location: London
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Hitch the Knife wrote on 07-12-2009 11:22 PM
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DMX wrote on 07-12-2009 10:59 PM
How did he start the whole ritual? What would possess you do ever do that?
It reminds me of sales workplaces... recruitment consulting etc. I once temped at an RC and they were pretty twisted. Rock music blasted after lunch, people ringing bells when they made sells, baseball bat slammed against inanimate objects when they'd closed x amount of deals.
Massive, massive cunts.
You must have fitted right in.
Yeah, that sounds exactly like me in the office. I LOVE obnoxious people, obviously. I always big-up Res and Donnie when they engage in such things.
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Registered: Dec 2002 Posts: 16490 - Threads: 738 Location: Düsseldorf
I worked with a guy who got caught knocking one out in the toilets. About 2 weeks later he was caught again at the back of the warehouse.
Another guy was on a fishing trip and went off into the bushes to take a shit. He was so impressed with it's size, shape and all round amazingness that he took a pic with his phone and emailed about 15 lads at work. EPIC!!
Another guy told us about the time he decided to test his new fire alarm at home. He set it off without telling his family. He was the health and safety nut at our factory so not only was he testing the alarm, but he was also checking to see if they followed his drill instructions to go outside. He hid in one of the rooms while they all evacuated the house. He told us how much his two little daughters must love him cos all he could them scream through their tears was, "Where's daddy, where's daddy!!" . He thought that was quite touching. We all thought it was fucked up.
I also got offered herbal viagra by one of the supervisors who then went on to explain in far too much graphic detail how he fucks his wife for ages after he takes this stuff. He was a 55 yr old Indian dude with a Turban. Good times!
We also had to call the cops once because one of the shift workers arrived at work carrying a knife asking after the whereabouts of Jimmy, who was the shop floor supervisor. He was pretty fucking adamant that he needed to speak to him. He was off his tits of some drug and looked like a man possessed. We eventually calmed him down and someone managed to get the knife off him, but in return he swapped it for a small length of plastic pipe,for that is what we made in the factory. The cops came and he ended up leaving peacefully in the back of car with his small bit of plastic pipe never to be seen again.
Oh, the joys of working in a factory. It makes office life so boring in comparison. I have 7 years worth of stories.
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07-12-2009 23:10 PM
