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You've probably seen others use smilies before in email
messages or other bulletin board posts. Smilies are
keyboard characters used to convey an emotion, such as a
smile :) or a frown :(. This bulletin board automatically
converts certain smilies to a graphical representation. The
following smilies are currently supported:
:)
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Smile
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:(
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Frown
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;)
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Wink
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:D
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Big grin
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:p
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Razz
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:cool:
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Cool
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:rolleyes:
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Roll eyes (sarcastic)
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:mad:
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Mad
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:eek:
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Eek!
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:confused:
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Confused
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:spin:
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Spin
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:evil:
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Evil
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:cry:
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Crying (very sad)
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:freak:
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Freak
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:mess:
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Messy
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:sleep:
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Yawn
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:[]
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Disturbed
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:lol
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Laughs out loud
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:tong:
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Its all going Pete Tong
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:rasp:
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Raspberry
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:blush:
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Blush
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:?:
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Question
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:dead:
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Dead
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:B):
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Black eye
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:*
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Star
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:nervous:
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Nervous
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:thumb:
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Thumbs up
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:sus:
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Suspicious
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:screw:
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Screw you !
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:shock:
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Shocked
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:chin:
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Scratches Chin
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:wave:
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Waves
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:bang:
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Bangs Head
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:yum:
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Yum !
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:yuck:
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Yuck
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:mwah:
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Mmmwwah!
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:stupid:
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Duh, stoopid!
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:spam:
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Spam!
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:tosser:
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Tosser
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:war:
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War!
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:tumble:
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A tumbleweed rolls gently by...
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:badteeth:
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Bad Teeth
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:bunny:
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Bunny
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:computer:
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Geekery
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:cry2:
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Cry's more
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:cylon:
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Cylon
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:dance:
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Dancing
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:fight:
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Fight!
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:ill:
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ill
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:lecture:
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Lecture
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:licklips:
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Licks Lips
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:love:
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In lurrve
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:lurk:
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Lurker!
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:turd:
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Turd
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:demo:
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Demonstrate
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:shoot:
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Shoots
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:slayer:
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Slayer
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:whip:
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Whip
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:devil:
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Devilish
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:idea:
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Idea
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:moon:
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Moons
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:nerner:
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Ner Ner!
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:thumbd:
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Thumbs Down
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:wiggle:
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Wiggles
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:worship:
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Not worthy...
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:cheers:
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Cheers!
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:mongoose:
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Mongoose
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:angel:
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Angel
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:bounce:
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Bounce
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:chef:
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Chef
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:clap:
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Claps Hands
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:dj:
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DJ
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:drink:
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Drinks
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:hammer:
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Hammer it out
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:help:
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Help!
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:hyper:
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Hyper!
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:nono:
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No No
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:rofl:
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Rolls On Floor Laughing
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:shhh:
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Sshhhhh
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:sulk:
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Sulks
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:yell:
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Yells!
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:geek:
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Geek!
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:rave:
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Rave on
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:club:
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Clubbing
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:torture:
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Torture
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:beam:
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Beam me up!
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:couch:
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Hides behind couch
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:offtopic:
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Off Topic!
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:yeahthat:
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Yeah, that
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:bitch:
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Bitch!
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:hm:
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Hmmmmm....
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:peace:
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Peace, maaan!
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:sucks:
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This topic sucks
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:rofl2:
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Rolls On Floor Laughing
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:life:
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Life Needed!
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:buried:
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Buried under work
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:duel:
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Duels
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:samurai:
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Samurai
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:violin:
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Plays Violin in Sympathy
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:clever:
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Clever Clogs
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:crutches:
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On Crutches
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:flowers:
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Gives Flowers
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:spin2:
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Spins on head
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:thankyou:
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Thank you, thank you!
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:love2:
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Love2
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:prayer:
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Says prayers
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:tempt:
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Temptation
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:kneel:
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Kneel, peons!
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:dropjaw:
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Jaw drops
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:romeo:
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Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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:rumour:
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Rumour has it...
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:tune:
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TUUUUUUNE!!!
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:mexican:
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Mexican Wave
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:lol2:
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Laughs Out Loud
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:birthday:
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Happy Birthday!
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:shakehead:
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Shakes head
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:yay:
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Yay!
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:flees:
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Flees!
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:whogives:
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Who Gives a Fuck?
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:camera:
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Takes a snap
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:sailor:
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Hello Sailor!
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:sinking:
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Sinking...
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:sick:
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Sick and suffering
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:respect:
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Nuff respect innit
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:vomit:
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Spews!
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:viking:
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Viking
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:ymca:
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YMCA
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:stretcher:
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Stretchered off
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:alco:
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Alcoholic
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:bath:
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Takes a bath
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:mood:
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In a mood
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:mummy:
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Mummy!
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:unloved:
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Unloved
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:pirate:
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Yaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!
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:tequila:
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Getting in the shots...
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:hug:
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Hugs
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:woot:
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Woooooot!
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:yay2:
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Yay!
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:yay3:
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Yay!
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:yay4:
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Yay!
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:piano:
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Piano playing Yay!
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:haha:
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Ha Ha!
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:bye:
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Goodbye!
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:slap:
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Slap
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:kiss:
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Kiss
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:kiss2:
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Kiss
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:hey:
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Hey!
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:badidea:
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Bad Idea
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:giveup:
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I Give Up
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:perv:
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Pervert
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:popcorn:
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Popcorn!
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:plunger:
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Plunged
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:nutter:
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Nutter!
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:box:
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Box
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:erm:
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Ermmm
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:moo:
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Moooooo!
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:loco:
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Es Loco
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:pants:
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P A N T S !
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:tantrum:
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Tantrum
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:banana:
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Dancing banana
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:bringiton:
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Bring it on
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:bump:
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Bump
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:cheer:
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Go go go
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:floghorse:
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Flogging a dead horse
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:dunno:
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I dunno
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:finger:
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Showing the finger
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:flamer:
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Flamer
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:hijack:
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Thread hijack
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:oldtimer:
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Back in the day
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:oops:
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Oops
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:poke:
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Pokes with stick
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:pwned:
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Pwned
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:reading:
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Head in a book
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:shrug:
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Shrugs shoulders
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:tiptoe:
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Tiptoes
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:welcome:
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Come on in
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:zen:
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Zen
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:troll:
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Troll with stirring spoon
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:birthdaybumps:
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Birthday Bumps
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:f-off:
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F*** You!
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:hmpfff:
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Hmpfff
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:lastweek:
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That's so last week
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:sob:
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Sobbing
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:f-you:
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F*** You!
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:attention:
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Attention Seeking
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:baited:
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Baited
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:baiting:
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Baiting
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:google:
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Google it
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:handbag:
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Hangbags at Dawn
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:hippie:
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Hippie
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:knitting:
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Knitting
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:loser:
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Loser!
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:monkey:
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Monkey
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:nerner2:
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Ner-Ner
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:puff:
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Puffing
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:spammers:
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Bl00dy spammers
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:yay5:
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Yay
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:yay6:
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Lots of Yay
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:kissass:
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Kiss ass
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:ostrich:
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Bury head in sand
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:filenails:
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Filing nails
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:stir:
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Stirring
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:eyebrow:
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Raises eyebrow
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:brrr:
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Chilly, innit
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:bewaremods:
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Beware of the Mods!
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:faint:
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Faints
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:shark:
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Shark attack
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:teeheehee:
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Tee hee hee
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:thud:
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Falls to the floor, thud!
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:feedtrolls:
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Do not feed the trolls
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:christmas1:
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Christmas cheer
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:christmas2:
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Christmas cheer
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:christmasbeer:
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Christmas beer
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:france:
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Vive la France!
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:haha2:
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Ha ha ha
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:humbug:
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Bah humbug
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:jester:
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Court jester
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:jinglebaa:
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Jingle baa
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:oldsanta:
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Santa back in the day
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:plur:
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PLUR
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:reindeer:
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Reindeer
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:santa:
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Santa
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:snowman:
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Frosty the snowman
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:swing:
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Swing your partner round and round
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:happyhoffmas:
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Happy Hoffmas!
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:yaypiano:
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Yay but watch out for that piano
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:backpedal:
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Back-pedals
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:heart:
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Heartbeat
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:blah:
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Blah blah blah
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:pwned2:
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Cookie pwned
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:tapsfingers:
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Tapsfingers
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:tapsfoot:
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Tapsfoot
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:grope:
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Groping ass
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:fart:
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Someone farted
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:spy:
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Cookie Spy
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:love3:
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3 way
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:woohoo:
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Woohoo oo oo oo
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:knight:
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Shining knight sans armour
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:muppet:
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Muppet
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:digshole:
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Digs hole
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:doh:
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Doh!
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:getscoat:
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Gets coat
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:piggy:
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Flying pig
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:stfu:
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STFU
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:redx:
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Dreaded red X
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:bitchfight:
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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:devilperv:
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Devilish pervert
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:lalala:
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Not listening
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:facepalm:
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Face palm
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:rimshot:
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Badoom tish!
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:facebook:
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Facebook
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:myspace:
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MySpace
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:soundcloud:
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Soundcloud
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:twitter:
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Twitter
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:digg:
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Digg
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:stumble:
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Stumble Upon
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:delicious:
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Delicious
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:*:
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Shiny gold star
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:tinfoilhat:
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Shields up!
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:gmreq:
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Is is safe?
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:sneaky:
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Sneaky
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You may not use HTML in your posts. For information on how to post links
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BBCode is a variation on the HTML tags you may already be
familiar with. Basically, it allows you to add
functionality or style to your message that would normally
require HTML.
Simply type the complete URL in the following manner and the
hyperlink will be created automatically (BBCode is in red )
[url]
www.myURL.com
[/url]
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Simply copy the track or video url you want to embed and paste into the appropriate tag - the audio or video player will be embedded automatically (BBCode is in red )
[soundcloud]
http://soundcloud.com/harderfaster/the-harderfasterf-net-414-takeover-magnetix-vs-firesky
[/soundcloud]
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhpOmwxbmk
[/youtube]
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To add a hyperlinked email address within your message,
just encase the email address as shown in the following
example (BBCode is in red ).
[email]
billg@microsoft.com
[/email]
In the example above, the BBCode automatically generates a
hyperlink to the email address that is encased.
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You can make italicized text or make text bold by encasing
the applicable sections of your text with either the [b]
[/b] or [i] [/i] tags.
Hello,
[b]
James
[/b]
Hello,
[i]
Mary
[/i]
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You can make bulleted lists or ordered lists (by number or
letter).
Unordered, bulleted list:
[list]
[*]
This is the first bulleted item.
[*]
This is the second bulleted item.
[/list]
This produces:
- This is the first bulleted item.
- This is the second bulleted item.
Note that you must include a closing [/list] when you end
each list.
Making ordered lists is just as easy. Just add either
[LIST=A] or [LIST=1]. Typing [List=A] will produce a list
from A to Z. Using [List=1] will produce numbered lists.
Here's an example:
[list=A]
[*]
This is the first bulleted item.
[*]
This is the second bulleted item.
[/list]
This produces:
- This is the first bulleted item.
- This is the second bulleted item.
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Images may be added to your messages by one of these two methods: (BBCode is in red ).
[img]
http://www.microsoft.com/homepage/gif/bnr-microsoft.gif
[/img]
In the example above, the BBCode automatically generates an embedded image in your message.
The other way to include an image is to upload it to the site directly from your computer. At the
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To reference something specific that someone has posted,
just cut and paste the applicable verbiage and enclose it
as shown below (BBCode is in
red
).
[QUOTE]
Ask not what your country can do for you.... ask what
you can do for your country.
[/QUOTE]
In the example above, the BBCode automatically blockquotes
the text you reference.
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Similar to the Quote tage, the Code tag adds some
<PRE> tags to preserve formatting. This useful for
displaying programming code, for instance.
[CODE]
#!/usr/bin/perl
print 'Content-type: text/html
'; print
'Hello World!';
[/CODE]
In the example above, the BBCode automatically blockquotes
the text you reference and preserves the formatting of the
coded text.
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Note that the BBCode is not case-sensitive
(thus, you could use
[URL]
or
[url]
).
Incorrect BBCode Usage:
[url]
www.myURL.com
[/url]
- don't put spaces between the bracketed code and the text
you are applying the code to.
[email]
billg@microsoft.com
[email]
- the end brackets must include a forward slash (
[/email]
)
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